Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but they are all the same book, the encyclopedia of complete boredom.


I wish for superpowers.

Granted, but your powers only work for two seconds at a time, and you can only use them twice.

I wish there were more guys on this site. No offense Syri or Peligrosa.

Granted, but all of them are either complete idiots incapable of proper communication or way hotter than you and completely evil.


I wish to be an elf like legolas.

Granted, but you are one elf, unarmed, surrounded by thousands of orcs in the heart of Mordor.

I wish I was in a fairy tale.