Corrupt a Wish

Granted but you can only go .00001 centimeters off the ground or you die of altitude sickness.


I wish for a healing factor like Wolverine.

granted but it onl heals bug bites.


i wish for a magical pet.

Granted but its a lethifold that smothers you to death in your sleep.

I wish to be a dragon rider like in Eragon.

granted but your dragon flies into a spike two minutes after you take off

What is YOUR wish?

i wish people wouldn't notice that i had didn't make a wish

granted but its bcause the entire huan population is dead because the sun exploded


i wish i was i knew how none of these wishes had lasting effects

Granted but you forget after .25 seconds.


I wish that the next person was unable to corrupt my wish.

Granted, but your paradox explodes on itself and now you have a headache.

I wish that I had have turned in all of my homework all year.

Granted, but then the teacher lost half of it and you had to redo it all anyways.

I wish for a fish in a dish with some relish.

Granted, but it's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen, smelled, or tasted.

I wish I had some motivation.

Granted, but it's motivation to sit in your chair and do nothing.

I wish that my toe hurt less.

Granted but your head hurts more

I wish I had a genie

Granted, but he's hard of hearing.

I wish the posers would go away.

Granted but they only pose as non-posers so that you think they are gone

I wish I was rich and famous

Granted but your crush under it all.

I wish for more food.

Granted but you're crushed by it all

I wish I were better with irony.

Granted but then it stops being ironic.

I wish for kingdom hearts!

Granted, but you receive a glitched version of the game that is creepy enough to make "Ben Drowned" seem childish.

I wish that I didn't have to clean up the dead insect in the corner. (I don't know what it is but it's gross  )

Granted, only because the insect is now alive again, climbed up the wall, and is now glaring at you.

I wish my friend didn't scratch games (I've lost 2 Kingdom hearts and a silent hill to him  )

Granted but only because you and your friend now live in the early 1400's before computers were invented and during a plague epidemic.



I wish for a date to my junior prom.

Granted, but it's my friend who scratches disks and is now full of the plague.   

I wish for donuts.

Granted, they came from a dumpster filled with old diapers.

I wish I could remember the game I bought in a dream I had this morning.
(No seriously, I really do wish this.)

Granted, the getting of the game goes without a hitch. However you must be dubbily horrible with this wish:

I wish the councilor jumped in the well.