Corrupt a Wish

Granted, he pulls you down with him and you both develop gills immediately and you must spend all eternity with him.

I wish that was a movie now.

Granted, 'The Conciliar from the great beyond' was made, but made no money cause of some romantic comedy.

I wish that romantic comedy got juno'ed for it.

Granted, everyone still hates it.

I wish I felt better.

Granted, but it was at the cost of everyone else's you meanie.

I wish I did not have sinuses.

Granted, now you can't breathe.

I wish I could give myself selective amnesia

Granted, but you slip up and forget how to breathe.

I wish gelato was easy to find in stores.

granted, it's your least favorite flavor.

I wish I could focus on writing

Granted, but then the internet physically drags you back to us!

I wish I wasn't scared of heights.

Granted, now you're terrified of the ground.

I wish I could skip over today.

Granted, but that's because you lose the ability to skip on through the daisies.


I wish my mouse would work with me.

Granted, but the keyboard decides to act up.

I wish I was as talented as the people I look up too.

Granted, but only because they lower down to you.

I wish I didn't feel guilty when writing these.

Granted, but then the game ends.

I wish for a wish that could be a wishy wish of wishfulness.

Granted, but it comes with a regret of regretful regretness.

I wish for a dish of fish that don't phish.

Granted but there is no water in the vicinity so they die immediately.


I wish for power over space and time.

Granted, but it only happens once a year, at an unspecified time.

I wish life were easy

Granted, but it ends early and tells you that you must play hard mode to get the complete experience.

I wish text talk was not a thing.

Granted, but now Omegle talk is a thing and everyone greets everyone by asking: "ASL?" To which the unknowing will reply, "No, I don't speak American Sign Language."

I wish my friend would get out of class so I wouldn't be all alone in the commons area.

Granted, but she's a zombie now and now you might as well be alone.

I wish my tooth stopped hurting.

Granted but only because you cease to exist.


I wish for unlimited ice cream forever.

granted, but it's alfalfa flavoured.




I wish to be a wizard.

Granted, but its just a costume for halloween.

I wish that school would only be for 2 months and summer was the other 10.

Granted, but only in one school in one state, where you cannot attend.

I wish that more people would use this site.

granted, but sadly i am an eel


i wish spongebob had more logic

Granted, but with logic the ratings go down, causing the network to cancel the show forever.

I wish that books would magically appear whenever you wanted them.